Friday, 11 September 2015

The Cabbage Patch play-offs; Who's the don of the dolls?

Billy: Loves to play truth or dare

Billy jigsaw 
Films: 8 
Kills: 0
Assists: 0
Special weapon: Squeaky trike
Weakness: It's just a puppet
Fear factor: 4/10




Chucky: Searching for a soul-mate
 chucky
    Films: 6
    Kills: 41
Annabelle: Loves to relax in ANY chair
    Assists: 5
    Weapon: Voodoo/       kitchen knife
    Weaknesses: The       heart...and young     boys
    Fear factor: 7/10

annabelle
Films: 2
Kills: 0
Assists: 1
Special move: conduit for demons
Weakness: Churches
Fear factor: 9/10



evil little rugrats

In coercion with the proposed hybridisation of iconically cultivated pathological puppets - that of Annabelle and Chucky - the little bastard 'Good Guy Doll' clearly has the history to warrant being don of the dolls. Not only is he near indestructible, he's a cute yet conniving little tyke with a formidable kill count under his belt. Forget Billy Jigsaw, he's just his sociopath’s sidekick. A mascot to self-masochism. A spectator. Olde Chuck would tear him to shreds before his ventriloquist even uttered the words 'make your choice'.
Even though 'The Lakeshore Strangler' reincarnate is always thwarted, either by a young boy called Andy (no correlation to Woody's beloved guardian) or defeated by his own overzealous soul-searching, the statistics don't lie and Chucky would single handedly unleash an outright genocidal carnage in offing his competition. 

But...

IT'S...ANNABUCKY

Annabelle versus Chucky IS an interesting proposition. One doll seeking a new body, the other's demonic deities seeking a willing soul. If a negotiation was to be met, an occultly inhabited Annabelle doll uniting with the callous cunning of Charles Lee Ray all in one nutshell - who wouldn't want to see that!






2 comments:

  1. I definitely think that you can't get better than Billy Jigsaw, though Chucky comes in close second! That one always creeped me out the most...

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  2. I agree!! But mostly anything with kids! Always scariest!!!!

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